I had seen glimpses of the church-going culture around Kingston, older men standing around at bus stops on Sunday mornings, dressed in full suits despite the sun’s merciless glare. On the bus route to Port Antonio, my curiosity was stoked by a fleeting glimpse of a church service being carried out underneath a marquee; rows and rows of immaculately dressed Jamaicans, gathered in the shade for what I imagined to be a highlight of their week.
What really convinced me, though, was that I met a preacher man; but a nice one this time. We had a minister staying at our house over the weekend; he was from Detroit, Michigan and had come to give a weekend sermon at the local church, the Unity Church. The minister was a very interesting man. He talked intelligently about religion and seemed fascinated by the world. He was the kind of man who would casually refer to you as “my brother”. His conversation was peppered with heartfelt statements that, out of an English person’s mouth, would sound miserably sarcastic or unforgivably sanctimonious. “My brother”, he would say to me, staring me in the face, “we need to care about young people because young people are the future of our world”.
The minister didn’t doubt his duty to make the world a better place; but, fortunately, he was genuinely interested in the world he was trying to improve. Making the world better was not a personal mission; it was just the way things were. I warmed to him. His positivity was fairly infectious. In the mornings, as I sleepily attempted to navigate the kitchen without talking to anyone, he would greet me with a hearty handshake and a hug.
Hilariously, the minister’s wife, who had accompanied him to Kingston, was a take-no-bullshit corporate lawyer who wore her conservative politics as a badge of honour. In a manner that I found strangely reminiscent of George Bush Jr, she labelled her husband’s constant focus on helping youths and improving the world “radical”.
So, I found myself at the Unity Church on Sunday morning. It was a very hot day and I was already drenched in sweat by the time I got to the church. An old man with a friendly face shook my hand and welcomed me as I arrived.
I could see why people would want to go to a church like the Unity Church.
To call it a friendly place would be an understatement. Early on in the sermon, the speaker asked the audience if anybody was attending for the first time. Along with a few others, I stood up. The speaker welcomed us and told us that she hoped we would come regularly, but if we didn’t, she was nevertheless honoured to have us, and we should feel welcome to come again any time we wish. Everyone clapped for us, and the band played us the ‘Welcome song’. After I left, several people thanked me for attending their church.
Also, there was a band; a fantastic band. They played music without any singing, which was wonderful, but they also accompanied the hymns, often with the kind of sound that I wouldn’t associate with churchgoing hymns; conga drumming, ska-era piano and brass sounds and some seriously virtuoso trumpetry. As the service commenced with the crisply attired church crowd launching into ‘The Lord’s Prayer’ to the tune of ‘Kumbuya’ (rambunctious tambourine-shaking and all), it was difficult to suppress the thought that the people here might actually look forward to coming to church.
The minister spoke about fear and courage. Not in an abstract way, but in relation to how he saw these concepts affect the lives of normal people – fear of failure, fear of poverty. Living in a constant state of fear. He was a former psychiatrist and he was obsessed with the psychological impact of fear; how it cripples the mind and leads people to close themselves off from the world outside. He read out the definition of courage twice.
- Courage is the quality of mind or spirit that enables one to face difficulty, pain or danger without fear.
It was an interesting morning.
Towards the close, the main speaker was beginning to overdo things a bit and had to rein herself in, with some help.
- Anyway, Jesus tell me to shut up me mout cos ‘im do de rest.